I don't usually post "cute things that Beatrix says." But yesterday was kind of a motherlode...
In the morning, while cuddling: "You're the cutest mommy. And I'm the cutest girl, like a baby raindrop."
In the afternoon, when she didn't want to take a nap: "My choices are watch a show or don't take a nap. Those are my choices!"
Later, regarding the same show: "Don't boss my around! If you boss me, I'm not staying here!"
"Where are you going to go then?"
At night, when going to bed, while squishing Patrick's face: "You're a whoopee face!"
"A whoopee face?"
"Yes, like a whoopee cushion you sit on."